“Make Me More Money Online”

Just like the saying goes, and the photo in my header, “Don’t put all you eggs in one basket”. Oh I know what you are thinking…if only it were so easy for the mere mortals. You see I am more-or-less a mega ninja when it comes to making the cashola online by pushing a few buttons.

However, let’s pause and rewind for a little review of my short and sordid life prior to acquiring super star status as an online Guru. As you might expect, things did not always come to me so easily before I became a noteworthy money magnet.

In fact, I thought I was doing OK in life, but then I suddenly lost my job, my wife, and my dog all within the space of a week. I had worked my way up to assistant manager at a strip mall Radio Shack, so your buddy Simon already knew a thing or two about electronic gadgets and computers.

Still, I now found myself living out of my Volkswagen bus, almost destitute and doing small yard jobs to feed myself. I knew things had to change.

Luckily, I had spent my spare time in the lunch break-room reading back issues of Wired Magazine and other techy type geek magazines. I knew all about how Al Gore invented the Internets before he invented global warming, and I knew about the Google and how it was changing the way things were bought and sold online. That web 2.o stuff was coming on strong, too.

It was just a matter of time before I put 2 and 2 together. I won’t bore you to tears with the gory details here, but you can read all about my money making schemes, and money ain’t free tactics mostly for free elsewhere on the world wide web. You must admit that from the lifestyle I lead now I must know what I am talking about. I’m not telling you what to do, but you really are the loser you face in the mirror each morning, if you don’t do what Simon Says, and “Make Me Money Online” right now.